thesunmaid

skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

canadachild9

flightless-dragon asked:

Jack has be away from Hiccup during the summer season and then he gets the hiccups and becomes all sad.

shibeme answered:

Jack needs his Hiccup.

“Mom, Jack won’t stop whining,” Mary called from the backseat of the car. She nudged her older brother who had taken up most of the room to drape himself over his seat in a dramatic fashion. He was upset because he had to be away from his loving, completely adorable boyfriend for the whole summer.

Anna twisted around in her seat to look at Jack. “Oh, Jack, it’s only for the summer. You’ll see Hiccup the day we get back I’m sure.”

“Why do we have to leave for the whole summer,” he groaned. “Why not for a month or even just a week.” He peeked at his phone. Hiccup was probably still asleep since they did leave at an ungodly hour to make it to Canada. “Besides, I thought Dad said he didn’t like staying at Grandpa North’s.”

Now his mom’s attention was turned to her husband who was trying to hide in his seat. “Oh, really now?”

“It’s not that I hate the guy,” Aster said, “he’s just… different.” He glared into the rearview mirror at Jack. “Besides, he’s family so we’re going to behave no matter what for the whole time we’re there.”

Jack wanted to point out he wasn’t really related, just adopted, but decided to keep his mouth shut. He continued to wallow in self-pity, looking at his phone and wishing for Hiccup to text him before they reached Canada. They had held each other and kissed the night before he had to leave. He already missed those round freckled cheeks, his big green eyes, his little pout. Jack made a strangled noise and buried his face into sweater sleeve.

The car ride continued with light music filling the silence and Anna pestering Aster about her father. Jack tried to get comfortable and suddenly hiccupped. Mary laughed at him as he continued to hiccup, sitting up straight to see if it would help stop them. He hiccupped once more and his eyes welled. Hiccup…

Mary hurried to grab her mom’s arm. “Mom, Jack’s crying.”

pipervaughn

peppylilspitfuck:

prospit-laughssassin:

butt-of-glory:

korkrunchcereal:

princesparklypants:

thebiggestplottwist:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

What hoard would you have?

If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. 

Would it kill you to source the artist?

The Dragon hoarding cheese knows where it’s at.

jessipalooza look you’re on this.

iguanamouth:  UNUSUAL HOARD commission for bezzingtons, undoubtedly the best one so far  bonus

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iguanamouth:  UNUSUAL HOARD commission for flamiekitten featuring their oc and 47 birds

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I have a spiritual connection with like 5 of these dragons

I want a hoard of fuzzy blankets

ifangirledandicantgetup

ectobro:

By now, I’m sure a lot of you have seen this post going around where someone points out that the Hot Topic exclusive Homestuck shirt features white-washing where darker skin was depicted in the original art.

However, that post had a million different trains, and the OP wasn’t the…